They say the 3rd time's the charm... So, here's VAPORS3X: totally not my 3rd attempt at telling vaporwave to grow the fuck up already, and instead a new entry in a nonexistent genre I totally do not gatekeep called "solidwave"..

And for this 3rd time specifically, I gave it my all, and I'm hiding nothing. I sat through several hours of catgirls being railed with my audio recorder running, I searched through the furthest and darkest corners of the internet's asshole, I dug out the samples nobody wanted to use & just used them.

Oh, you recognize those samples? No you don't. You do not know exactly what that catgirl porn is, nor do you know what that catboy moaning is from, and you especially do not know where the loops come from.

You might ask, what defines solidwave? Simple: 1. The soundwaves are solid. 2. The bass is solid. 3. The listener is solid.

What the fuck does this all mean? It's up to your imagination, like with everything else I've made, so ask your local schizo on Discord if you need someone to tell you a god damn story about it.

What I can tell you for certain, however, is that when you understand the story it'll become one of your life experiences. You'll suddenly find yourself shaking and quaking halfway through the EP, and suddenly you'll understand why your Discord schizo daydreams of dommy catmilfs, before you end up doing so yourself. That, or your mood will randomly be ruined by the memory of it literally every time you try to be intimate with someone, permanently ruining e-sex for you & forcing you to get a new job in touching grass.

What's that? You think I should therefore touch grass? Good point, I also fucked your wife, she's mine now and I've pissed in your car's washer fluid reservoir. Anyway, shoutout to DigiDuncan, .CASTING, cs188, Swivel, Brodie, Theo, and my real girly adult woman wife with boobs and tits.

The neko revolution is now, motherfuckers.